Jeffrey has accidentally found himself teaching full-time at a preschool after a teacher that can only be described as the body double of Yubaba from Spirited Away disappeared amidst an investigation. In this role, he is swarmed daily by a gaggle of toddlers because they quickly understood that he had no power as an authority figure. Their nicknames for him are “Big Cow” and “Frogman,” which he feels are unfair but doesn’t protest.

While this is a significant step up from killing baby oysters under a microscope which he did for years in Virginia, he admits he is ready for his illustrious writing career to take off.

He’s written tv episodes for animation, consulted for and revised feature scripts, and managed the production of a pilot that was selected for Annecy Film Festival 2024. He’s currently in post-production on his first live-action short film and is excited for what project will come next.

He can’t stand writing in the third person. He is me. Hi.